This guy’s ‘day on a plate’ has gone viral because it’s so intensely irritating
So Pete, what do you eat and drink on a typical day then?
Oh.
https://twitter.com/Simon_Pegg/status/899354271522721793
Look at that Diet, and there's no colour to him at all.
— Simon Pegg (@Simon_Pegg) August 20, 2017
The bits of that I understand sound absolutely horrible
— Ricardo Autobahn (@ricardoautobahn) August 20, 2017
I got as far as 'alkalised water'
— Hally (@HallyGolightly) August 20, 2017
Pete, have a biscuit love. pic.twitter.com/yGiU83ExeO
— Lotty Earns (@lottyburns) August 20, 2017
This will make you feel much better.
I'm with Dr. Joanna on this… pic.twitter.com/pBpFLvTP9A
— Simon Pegg (@Simon_Pegg) August 20, 2017
“Pete gets top marks for effort, but there is no scientific evidence behind things like alkalised water or activated almonds … The homemade muffins sound delicious but carob is no healthier than chocolate.”
Same pic.twitter.com/GtAMa33ItF
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) August 21, 2017
11.30pm Wanked over a picture of a Big Mac.
— Tracy Hayden (@moogyboobles) August 20, 2017
Here is an average day for me recently. pic.twitter.com/ja4Yqntv27
— Mrs S. Templar (@MrsSimonTemplar) August 20, 2017
Reminiscent of my fave cockwomble pic.twitter.com/2kcJQtudxa
— Grundy (@GrundyOxford) August 21, 2017
Giles Coren’s comment was the most succinct of the lot.
https://twitter.com/gilescoren/status/899679514053267458