16 of the weirdest things people have admitted to Googling
Over on Twitter, the hashtag #WeirdThingsIveGoogled does what it says on the tin, with people sharing some pretty outlandish things they’ve searched for on the internet. Some of them have definitely ruined their targeted ads forever.
Check out these 16.
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Do ants have assholes?#WeirdThingsIveGoogled
— Shea Browning (@SheaBrowning) June 13, 2018
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https://twitter.com/Safe_Haven0419/status/1006997277490085888
3.
is pee really stored in the balls?#WeirdThingsIveGoogled
— Cataper (@tizEden) June 13, 2018
4.
How to get vodka stains out of a church pew cushion. #WeirdThingsIveGoogled
— Devon Irelan (@DevonIrelan) June 13, 2018
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https://twitter.com/HelloTiffyBellI/status/1007001732126257158
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#WeirdThingsIveGoogled How to relieve a constipated armadillo. pic.twitter.com/R0xGdq0o4o
— EMZOTIC (@emzoticofficial) June 13, 2018
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Maximum sentence for treason #WeirdThingsIveGoogled pic.twitter.com/u5ySqsh4tl
— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) June 13, 2018
8.
What's the plural of walrus. It's not walri, in case you were wondering. #WeirdThingsIveGoogled
— Alex Bingham (@AlexBingham_9) June 13, 2018
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https://twitter.com/Mytquinn69/status/1007005904791797760
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#WeirdThingsIveGoogled How can I take my cat as a tax deduction?
— I'm Just Dan (@DanielAshley13) June 13, 2018
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Why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one? #WeirdThingsIveGoogled pic.twitter.com/kBwP7fRIqt
— MeltLikeButta (@jwbutta) June 13, 2018
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Can my houseplants hear vegetables scream when I chop them up for dinner? #WeirdThingsIveGoogled
— Allison Prince (@app2290) June 13, 2018
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Is my cat plotting to kill me#WeirdThingsIveGoogled
— Rachel (@bachelruckley) June 13, 2018
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https://twitter.com/CuteLazy_Panda/status/1007007132380692482
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#WeirdThingsIveGoogled How do I calculate the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow
— I'm Just Dan (@DanielAshley13) June 13, 2018
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#WeirdThingsIveGoogled
What the fuck does WTF stand for?— Dontgivafugg (@handyoasstoya) June 13, 2018
Sometimes it’s what other people have searched for that’s undeniably weird.
It's not me. It's all you crazy people. pic.twitter.com/oC6LiR4upS
— Brad W (@idahohioan) June 13, 2018
But, not everybody was prepared to give the world that much information. Very shrewd.
Nice try. There’s a reason I delete my search history and use incognito mode. #WeirdThingsIveGoogled
— Rockin Robin (NOT the fucking song) (@DaddyZgoodGrl56) June 13, 2018