A thread about the Spanish language went from dumb to dumber

Poke Staff. Updated December 2nd, 2021

It looks like there was a mass idiot-off on Tumblr, and either one of these two people commenting on the Spanish language won – or humanity’s collective IQ lost.

They came so close to getting it …

This takedown is one for the ages.

From now on, every stupid thing will be measured against the benchmark of gluing fake moustaches to eyebrows.

Reddit users were somewhat gobsmacked by the sheer stupidity.

What did I just read with my own two eyeballs?
AshCandeo

Port O’Rico sent my sides to orbit.
TinFoilHornberg

There’s something extra hilarious in the fact that they didn’t forget the apostrophe in “Port o’ Rico” despite not bothering with punctuation anywhere else.
TheLastCleverName

The minute you think, “No one is that stupid” you are always wrong.
mostlyBadChoices

Yeah, we speak French in Canada but there isn’t a place called Frenchia anywhere.
bit_a_biscuit

Holy mierda.
papersnowaghost_psag

Gotta love how stupid people are so sure of themselves.
LeMans1217

Someone not knowing of the existence of Spain is so aggressively American it’s hilarious.
beerbellybegone

Growing up I was made to sing songs about how the Spanish sent a guy to this continent and supposedly “found” it. So don’t lump all of us in with this moron.
baphosam

But were they made to sing songs about Port o’Rico?

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