Dozy Donald had a little nap in the Oval Office again, and the takedowns might just give him nightmares – 22 savage favourites
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- Oonagh Keating is fascinated with politics because it’s the only soap opera where Peggy Mitchell could triple the cost of your mortgage in an afternoon.
- Her obsession with Columbo has yet to earn her a spot on Mastermind, but makes watching old films with her impossible as she insists on pointing out Columbo actors.
- Writing about viral content and comedy has ruined her targeted ads forever.
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Oonagh has dabbled in writing for money since the 1980s, but finally gave up her Olympic cycling dreams and turned fully professional in 2013 – partly because she doesn’t own a bike. Her writing work includes jokes for greetings cards, ghostwriting food and travel blogs and at least three articles entitled ‘What has the EU ever done for us?’. She was offered two weeks’ work at the Poke in 2018 and has refused to leave ever since.Education
Oonagh graduated with a BA (Hons) in Maths Education from Liverpool Hope University.Piers Morgan was so good on the outrageously easy ride being given to Nigel Farage right now that he even had Morgan haters cheering
Watch Richard Tice repeatedly fail to condemn a newly elected Reform councillor’s disgusting suggestion that ‘Nigerians should be melted down to fill pot holes’
Donald Trump claimed he donates his presidential salary to ‘White House preservation’, and it was a self-own visible from the pile of rubble that used to be the East Wing
Maga cultists paid $600 million in deposits for a gold ‘Trump Phone’ that’s unlikely ever to exist… or be refunded – 17 of the least surprised reactions of all time
This Question Time audience member called out ‘grifters like you and your colleagues’ right to Robert Jenrick’s face, and the internet joined the applause
Tesla issuing a Cybertruck recall because ‘their wheels may fall off’ must be the perfect metaphor for everything right now – 21 bursts of schadenfreude
Marco Rubio gave Pope Leo a crystal football, and everybody wondered what in the gift-shop tat he was thinking – 18 favourite funny responses
Surprise, surprise! Donald Trump called ABC’s Rachel Scott “bitch” for questioning his priorities, and the internet responded as one
Trump’s boast about the new 22-foot gold statue of himself at his golf resort is a masterclass in not reading the room – 17 scathing reactions
RFK Jr is Making America Healthy Again by allowing under-18s to use tanning beds – 17 scorching burns
Cathy Newman asked Farage about his £5 million gift from a crypto billionaire, and Nacho Nigel ran away – 17 utterly unsurprised reactions
Watch Melania, Donald Trump, and a roomful of military mothers all burst out laughing when she claims the president has empathy
Reform UK ignored Victoria Derbyshire’s invitation to discuss Nigel Farage’s undeclared £5 million gift from a billionaire, and we’re shocked – shocked, we tell you!
RFK Jr said Donald Trump could do a 50-mile hike, and there’s not enough chinny reckon in the world – 21 highly sceptical reactions
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