Either Donald Trump’s hair has undergone a brief period of rapid inflation, or he’s got himself a syrup – 23 funniest reactions
Donald Trump is 80 years old, and it’s hardly surprising that he’s going a bit thin on top. What’s actually surprising is the great lengths he’ll go to to disguise that fact, taking the 70s combover look far beyond anything even the Charlton brothers managed to achieve.
Those lengths were dramatically revealed recently, when the wind unpicked his hair-stylist’s best efforts.
Holy shit. Trump’s entire head of hair nearly walked off his head with the wind.
He would absolutely HATE if this was shared right now across the internet. You know what to do. pic.twitter.com/a47ZE8f1Ek
— CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) August 3, 2026
Trump boarding Air Force One leaving New Jersey.
His actual hairline. pic.twitter.com/PfSvsOtmuw
— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) August 3, 2026
He was thoroughly mocked across social media.
Bro 🤣….that "hair" was hanging on for dear life pic.twitter.com/Hb0rLb9kbt
— Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) August 3, 2026
This is the guy making fun of other people’s looks. pic.twitter.com/8ZDuJpDeE8
— 💙Brittney💙 (@AZ_Brittney) August 2, 2026
Even his hair is doing a Melania and doesn't want to stay with him https://t.co/U6xBrChWM7
— Lizrwriter 🌻 🇺🇦 🐈 😻 (@Lizrwriter) August 3, 2026
Just three days later, however, he rocked up to give a speech in Las Vegas sporting a head of hair that looks like he borrowed it from 1980s Robert Redford. Check it out.
Trump's hair, uh, has a lot more volume than normal pic.twitter.com/0qMw2iL0ud
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 5, 2026
During a post-speech unhinged rant about transgender people, we got a closer look. It was no better.
Trump on Democrats: "They will overturn it if they take over. All of the things, including men in women's sports, transgender for everyone, they will overturn it if they get in. We can't let that happen." 🤔 pic.twitter.com/z50Ha3CdB7
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 6, 2026
The irony of standing there in his gender-affirming hair-piece, saying all that. Quiet, Wiggy!
We shouldn’t be surprised. He often boasts that he likes a weave.
Here’s how the internet reacted.
1.
No one brings hair back like Donald Trump. Many say it's the greatest comeback in history. https://t.co/H5950oVPbA
— Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) (@AwesomeNewsom) August 5, 2026
2.
There is no freaken way that this is Trump’s real hair.
NO WAY! pic.twitter.com/dwdSNSSh5c
— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) August 5, 2026
3.
is Trump rocking a wig, or what the hell is going on here? pic.twitter.com/3opMA5Ngzg
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 5, 2026
4.
What species of dead animal is on Trump’s head? pic.twitter.com/gVvLNu3YQJ
— Maine (@TheMaineWonk) August 5, 2026
5.
Trump has a new hair piece in a youthful looking strawberry blond colour.
Fact is when you put it on a decomposing rancid mess such as Trump, it’s just money down the drain. pic.twitter.com/57YP02sBfi
— Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 (@marlene4719) August 5, 2026
6.
Trump literally looks like Rip Taylor in LV today
Something real weird on his head pic.twitter.com/b3Dzicni7V
— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) August 5, 2026
7.
Grandpa Puddinpants tries a new rug pic.twitter.com/BqDLtVrgKN
— Sean O'Neill (@SeanOhhhh) August 5, 2026
8.
Look. At. His. Fucking. Rug.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣 https://t.co/TZ373vpjFl— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) August 6, 2026
9.
He looks like Alec Baldwin playing Trump on SNL. https://t.co/kGil67wp0t
— Christopher Hale (@ChristopherHale) August 5, 2026
10.
https://t.co/OrNQiWDOlV pic.twitter.com/W2uNsSXoSr
— Tim Miller (@Timodc) August 5, 2026
11.
Trump probably is wearing a wig. Goes nice with his makeup. Lol. Or he got a nice blow out https://t.co/6Lv6Q3UiB9
— Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@AdamKinzinger) August 5, 2026
12.
again I ask, on top of everything else in this clip, what the hell is going on with Trump's hair? https://t.co/rv68nNZqr2
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 6, 2026