Life p.40

This all-time classic hilariously awful first date will surely never be bettered, officially the Worst First Date Of All Time™

Somebody asked for examples of ‘proper British passive aggression’ and these 23 examples were as gloriously petulant as you’d expect

Somebody asked about cheat codes people had unlocked in real life – 21 hidden hacks to gain a big advantage

Someone thought it was a good idea to put film puns in a homewares catalogue, but not everyone was convinced

‘What job looks glamorous but is actually miserable?’ – 23 careers that look way better from the outside than they do from the inside

‘What did you ask your parents as a child, but didn’t realise was vulgar?’ – 21 completely innocent but NSFW questions and comments

You’d need a heart of stone not to be moved by this former ballerina with dementia, reliving Swan Lake when she hears the music

In the Tesla versus Fence contest, there was one clear winner. Hint – it wasn’t the Tesla

‘What’s something someone did in your house that they never got an invite back?’ – 18 obnoxious house guests who need to find a new place to stay

‘What brands do you avoid for really petty reasons?’ – 23 people who refuse to shop somewhere to make a magnificently trivial point

Somebody asked about tiny changes that would improve the entire UK – 23 small alterations that would make a massive difference

‘What’s your best ever charity shop find?’ – 21 incredible treasures we can only dream of stumbling across

‘What’s a ‘common sense’ rule you think is actually terrible advice?’ – 22 alleged pearls of wisdom that are worse than useless

‘What modern trends will we regret?’ – 17 things that so many of us do today that will have us looking back on with sadness and sometimes horror

You don’t need to have worked in a shop to appreciate these hilarious tales of the weird stuff customers do but it will help