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This Trump ally asked a bunch of MAGA conservatives how many would like to see Donnie impeached, and the unexpected response is an instant all-time cringe classic

Donald Trump said he likes to hang around with losers because it makes him feel better, and suddenly the last miserable decade makes sense

Donald Trump said he doesn’t want ‘a stupid person being president’, and the jokes practically wrote themselves – 17 well-deserved burns

Fox News asked Donald Trump whether people were starving in Iran and his ‘answer’ didn’t just speak volumes, it bellowed them

This reporter magnificently fact checked Donald Trump to his face and had the whole internet cheering

The Egotist-in-Chief is adding his spiky scrawl to all US paper money, in case you were wondering what his next costly vanity project would be – 21 savage owns

This US Senator just perfectly nailed the calamity of Trump’s war on Iran and the hole we’re in now in just 43 seconds flat

Karoline Leavitt is mad at Iran because they refuse to admit they’ve lost the war but the only person losing it is Leavitt – 15 A++ reality checks

Fox News’ Jesse Watters proudly listed all the newspapers he reads and this A++ comeback was simply magnificent

An American complained about the size of European meals after being served this for breakfast and these Brits’ comebacks were all extra large

The Republican Party presented Trump with the new America First Award, and there’s not enough cringe in the world to cope with it

A Republican lawmaker said she doesn’t believe in climate change because it’s not in the Bible – 14 heaven-sent clapbacks

Melania Trump brought a robot to the White House to illustrate her hopes for the future of teaching, and got dragged into the next century – 26 very human takedowns

Karoline Leavitt said “If you heard it from the president …obviously it’s true”, and the chinny reckon was visible from the Kremlin – 18 frank fact-checks

This former US ambassador just dropped a truth bomb on Donald Trump and his war on Iran and it’s a proper 5,000lb job