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Something was magnificently lost in translation during the award of this World Cup red card and people can’t stop watching

Gary Lineker explained to American TV what’s so wrong with Trump’s World Cup and he totally hit the back of the net

Marco Rubio claimed the White House UFC event is a gift to the American people, and the American people had questions – 21 ‘no thank you’ notes

Turns out Americans eat at tables sat next to the football and the transatlantic divide has never felt wider

We regret to inform you that Pete Hegseth has been working out with the military again, and it’s every bit as cringeworthy as you’d imagine

Donald Trump proudly announced that the US has been secretly in control of the Strait of Hormuz, and there’s not enough chinny reckon in the world

Donald Trump excitedly posted about America’s widening trade deficit but it wasn’t the win he appeared to think it was

This Maga politician pretended to be on the phone rather than talk Trump cuts and it’s so obvious it’s hilarious

Donald Trump’s wobbly stagger from Air Force One raised eyebrows and questions about his fitness – 15 favourite reactions

Mike Johnson said the California elections were 100% rigged and his ‘proof’ is everything that is wrong with the Maga movement

Donald Trump insists the loud booing at the NBA finals was actually enthusiastic cheers, if you were wondering just how delusional Tangerine Grandpa is today

Donald Trump caused chaos for fans and massive expense for taxpayers by going to the NBA finals, and then he fell asleep – 17 top takedowns

The look on Trump’s face as he stormed out of an interview sent this old Roald Dahl quote viral and it’s surely never been truer

Magas thought Donald Trump’s hilarious interview flounce out was a sign of epic strength and ended up schooled into next year

Pete Hegseth used his D-Day anniversary speech to score some lame political points and Simon Schama’s A++ response spoke for right-minded Brits everywhere