You surely won’t see a more excited football fan at the World Cup and if we had just 10% of this guy’s enthusiasm we’d be set for life
US p.12
JD Vance pretended Trump said something he didn’t and the devastating eight-word comeback of the women on The View was simply magnificent
Donald Trump claimed that Qataris could just walk over their border into Iran, but the Persian Gulf and physics begged to differ – 21 facepalms
An American said fewer than a dozen people in the US had heard of Côte d’Ivoire before the World Cup but as a snapshot of Trump’s US it’s hard to beat
Eric Trump said he wanted to keep his kids ‘humble and grounded’ and the internet dropped its bacon sandwich
Donald Trump said it was nonsense the US was paying Iran ‘$300m’ and for once the entire internet agreed with him
Emily Maitlis magnificently tore apart Donald Trump’s Iran war ‘victory’ and it’s 2 minutes and a bit very well spent
An American said countries he’s never heard of shouldn’t be allowed in the World Cup and was owned all the way back to first grade
JD Vance confirmed that the US will pay Iran $300 billion to repair war damage, if you were wondering how ‘winning’ looks – 23 sceptical responses
Pete Hegseth said the US had always controlled the Strait of Hormuz and this journalist’s interruption was the very definition of politely devastating
A Maga said Europeans simply could not conceive something as magnificent as Donald Trump’s White House motorcycle stunts and these Europeans were only too happy to help
The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is full of algae just days after the $14 million restoration, and the internet was awash with mockery – 22 zero-star reviews
This journalist’s takedown of Pete Hegseth was already good but his comically petulant response took it to the next level
The White House Freedom 250 event began with stunt bikes on the White House lawn, in case you were worried it couldn’t achieve peak tackiness – 19 scathing takedowns
Donald Trump said you had to go to Japan to get America’s finest lobster and this fisherman’s A++ response was simply cracking