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Pam Bondi’s rant about Trump boosting the stock market when asked about the Epstein Files tells you everything you need to know about the US Government right now

Donald Trump said he ‘couldn’t understand a word’ Bad Bunny said and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had the brutal final word

Kid Rock tried to explain why his Maga gig wasn’t as lame as people said and just made the whole thing so much worse

Jessica Tarlov wins Zinger of the Week for her light-speed response to Fox co-host Jesse Watters’ tale of being called Fascist in a drive-by heckling

This Congresswoman’s devastating take on Trump, Epstein and the state of America right now had everyone applauding

JD Vance invited Giorgia Meloni to ‘say a few things’ but it was presumably not what he was expecting and it’s just glorious

Trump has been wanging on again about China cancelling hockey, and Canadians just want him to get the puck out of their business

A Maga took aim at this American figure skater for being ‘woke’ and blew their own face off

An American complained about walking half a mile to a bar and these Brits wanted a stern word or two

Anti-ICE protestors in Minneapolis have got a brand new A++ (NSFW) chant and the whole of Britain is taking credit

A Maga tried to own the libs by doing this at the Super Bowl but it wasn’t the spectacular touchdown she thought it was

A Maga mum turned her back on Green Day for ‘doing politics’ and was brutally schooled to the moon and back

Tommy Robinson trolled an American Olympian for daring to disagree with Donald Trump and was owned into the next Olympiad

Donald Trump’s petulant rant about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance just made the rest of us enjoy it even more – 21 bona fide touchdowns

Elon Musk says he’s postponing his Mars project to focus on establishing a colony on the Moon, and the scepticism was visible from space – 17 ‘Sure, Jan’ responses