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Piers Morgan’s wife Celia Walden wrote this about him and achieved the impossible – made people feel sorry for Piers Morgan

A couple on £225k told the Telegraph they paid too much tax to have children and these 17 A++ responses all come tax free

It’s only January, but we’ve already reached peak-Telegraph with this article accusing Labour of damaging high-end cars with ‘socialist speed bumps’

The Telegraph complained that the BBC had ‘consigned male sports presenters to history’ and this magnificent comeback beat all-comers

The Telegraph’s sob story about a family having to cut down on their five holidays to pay school fees turned out to be fake – must do better

This Telegraph couple complaining they’d been ‘hung out to dry’ by Rachel Reeves’ budget had people hollering into next week

A Telegraph writer wailed at Thomas Tuchel’s England appointment and was eaten by his own words

Break out the tiny violins for this Telegraph columnist’s millionaire friends who are all leaving the UK

The Telegraph warned that ‘Labour is coming after all that gives us pleasure’ and got hilariously owned – 24 favourites

15 times the Telegraph’s screeching hyperbolic headlines could have been written by an unhinged AI bot

The Telegraph’s getting hilariously unhinged about the election and these 7 headlines make for a fabulously funny read

This warning of the feral youth threat on Waitrose may have achieved peak Telegraph – 23 luxury organic takedowns

The Telegraph: People should remember how good they had it under the Tories. Everyone: You’re having a laugh, mate

There’s a run on tiny violins thanks to this couple taking ‘fewer holidays’ and drinking ‘a bit less wine’ to pay private school fees

The Telegraph blamed the housing crisis on William the Conquerer and of all the funny comebacks, this historian said it best