Beyoncé planning to give birth at the 02 Arena

Pop News: Beyonce Knowles has announced plans to give birth live on stage at London’s O2 Arena, in a show that promises fans music, dance and fully dilated cervix.

The 30-year-old singer told of her plans for the show, which could run for anything up to three weeks, depending on how good the baby is a sticking to a touring schedule.

“Jay Z will be right alongside me,” said Knowles. “I’ll also be joined on stage by Dr. Dre – who isn’t a real doctor but can rap – and Jerome H. Rosenstein M.D who is a real doctor but can’t rap. It’s a really balanced lineup.”

“It’ll be really exciting to see if Beyonce can hit the high notes in the middle of major contractions,” said one fan of the R&B singer. “And if Jay Z can cut the umbilical chord as cleanly as he cuts beats.”

Promoters have also confirmed the show will feature dancers dressed as sexy nurses, and a giant cervix that fires glitter over the audience.

Story+ Image: Simon Swatman

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