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Torytanic: Conservatives Meet Quotes From Titanic

Poke Staff. Updated February 6th, 2015

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We’ve combined quotes from Titanic, one of the highest-grossing films of all time, with pictures of some leading Conservatives, one of the least-likeable groups of all time.

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