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Carlsberg Special Brew Rebrands As An Energy Drink

James. Updated January 13th, 2015

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Carlsberg’s Special Brew is to be watered down to comply with new Government guidelines designed to stamp out anti-social behaviour. It will now be relaunched as an energy drink.

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