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The government sale of prisons offers some great property opportunities

Poke Staff. Updated November 9th, 2015

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The government has announced plans to build 9 new prisons and close a number of inner-city Victorian jails and sell them for housing – it’s an incredible property opportunity that you’d be a twat to miss!

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