Duncan Bannatyne boasting that he gets to kiss attractive women is treated with deserved mockery
So Duncan Bannatyne wakes up this morning and decides to prop up his insecure masculinity by posting a photo of himself snogging his girlfriend (Nigora Whitehorn, 36) whilst bragging, “Good morning have a wonderful day. I know I will. X”
It all reminds us of something Alan Partridge said, “I’m 47, my girlfriend’s 33; she’s 14 years younger than me, back of the net!”
Unsurprisingly, many on Twitter reacted to this with mockery. Take it away, internet, with fourteen of our favourite “Good morning have a wonderful day. I know I will. X” jokes:
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Source: https://twitter.com/hrtbps/status/678874833573294080
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Source: https://twitter.com/Simon_Pegg/status/678880103632412672
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Source: https://twitter.com/hrtbps/status/678873324555010052
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https://twitter.com/biscuitahoy/status/678891992559013890
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Good morning have a wonderful day. I know I will. X pic.twitter.com/FRXZSJcxMy
— Gabby Hutchinson Crouch (@Scriblit) December 21, 2015
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Good morning have a wonderful day. I know I will. X pic.twitter.com/f9zTMDp2TM
— Mitten d'Amour (@MittenDAmour) December 21, 2015
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Good morning. Have a wonderful day. I know I will. x pic.twitter.com/v54OCcTMlX
— The Kwisatz Hackenbush (@DocHackenbush) December 21, 2015
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Good morning. Have a wonderful day. I know I will. X pic.twitter.com/5PCQp4KUzp
— The Kwisatz Hackenbush (@DocHackenbush) December 21, 2015
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https://twitter.com/PlopGazette/status/678876537593176064
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https://twitter.com/MrKenShabby/status/678876024977903616
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https://twitter.com/StevioSquared/status/678880574321356800
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Good morning have a wonderful day, I know I will. X pic.twitter.com/ICXVf67YHt
— Graham Linehan (@Glinner) December 21, 2015
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https://twitter.com/FilthyRichmond/status/678889913996156928
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Good morning have a wonderful day. I know I will. X pic.twitter.com/GY7GxL9Tsm
— David J (aka damjef on all good social media apps) (@DamJef) December 21, 2015
Mr Bannatyne has now deleted his tweet.