Did @courtnewsuk just tweet the most cockney tweet ever?
And if you’re wondering how Jimmy Two baths got his name?
'Jimmy two baths' explains he got his nickname at the Turkish baths, where he 'smices' twice, while 'Billy the fish' used to bring salmon
— CourtNewsUK (@CourtNewsUK) December 21, 2015
Although we’re baffled as to what ‘smices’ means. Over to you dear readers.