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A timeline that answers the awful question “What if Donald Trump had been President forever?”

Poke Staff. Updated March 2nd, 2016

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If you’ve ever spend a sleepless night wondering how awful the world would be if Donald trump had been President of the USA forever, then worry no more. Here’s a timeline!

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By Nathaniel Tapley.

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