Nigel Farage resigns: the only 3 funny tweets you need to read

In shock news Nigel Farage has resigned: “In future, I won’t be constrained when I answer questions. The real me will now come out”

Times journalist ‏@StigAbell says, “Now Farage (like Boris) won’t need to trouble himself with the details of the next few years. Brexit, then bugger off.”

Whereas ‏@Nick_Pettigrew thinks, “I know this is tinfoil hat territory, but isn’t Farage quitting the day after lunch with Murdoch & Fox a tiny bit terrifying?”

Anyway – here’s the best three jokes:

1.

Farage becomes UKIP leader again.

Sorry, that's tomorrow's tweet.

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) July 4, 2016

2.

I'd love it if due to lack of suitable applicants here, UKIP is forced to hire an EU migrant worker to fill the vacant leader position.

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) July 4, 2016

3.

Farage says 'finally the real me can come out' seconds before shedding his human skin and becoming a gigantic racism lizard.

— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) July 4, 2016

… And finally… We’re also amused that the only UKIP MP, Douglas Carswell has tweeted a single emoji:

Sick burn Carswell, sick burn!

* Top illustration created with @TechnicallyRon tweets AND @generalboles lizard / Farage pic