Nine jobs that Nigel Farage should do, now that’s he’s quit as UKIP leader

People over on Twitter are playing a hashtag game, thinking up new jobs that Nigel Farage could do now that he’s resigned as leader of UKIP.
Here’s the best nine:
1.
https://twitter.com/Grumbletwat/status/749988165268672513
2.
#ChrisEvansQuitsTopGear and #SuggestAJobForFarage are both trending at the same time.
I'm just gonna leave this tweet here.
— Chris ‘Yonko’ Johnson (@OfficialCDJ) July 4, 2016
3.
#SuggestAJobForFarage He could become a pirate, claim riches overseas without giving anything back and attack boats on the Thames. Oh wait.
— Mark Peel (@MCJPeel) July 4, 2016
4.
Hotel Maid. He makes the beds we lie in them. #SuggestAJobForFarage
— Luke Bailey (He/Him) (@Lukeyswords) July 4, 2016
5.
Presenting a corporate video for Hamilton's Water breaks… "Water-way to have a good time!"#SuggestAJobForFarage pic.twitter.com/g9hV71tWxD
— Political Partridge (@PoliticalAP) July 4, 2016
6.
#SuggestAJobForFarage I can't believe no one has yet suggested playing Admiral Ackbar in the next Star Wars film. pic.twitter.com/JylqrzPfvW
— Gordon Ridout (@GordonRidout) July 4, 2016
7.
I would #SuggestAJobForFarage , Donald Trump's racist English butler.
— Tim Haselden (@hasmatkid) July 4, 2016
8.
https://twitter.com/creamsodahh/status/749997954711351298
9. And finally, our fave:
#SuggestAJobForFarage speed hump
— Alastair Rosie (@alastairfk13) June 25, 2016
Source: https://twitter.com/search?q=%23SuggestAJobForFarage
