This till receipt amusingly acknowledges that many people end up forced to use them as napkins

Curiously on Reddit this has prompted many people to confess that they’ve wiped up ejaculate with receipts. Who knew?

• “I’ve actually tried to wipe up semen with a receipt in my car. It was really not suited for the job. Terrible indeed”, says iMakeItSeemWeird.
• “I’m kind of ashamed to admit this but I’ve jizzed on *a lot* of fast food receipts. You run out of napkins then you use the receipt. There is just something immensely satisfying about blowing a load on that paper then neatly folding it up and throwing it away. It’s like destroying all evidence of the transaction and booby trapping it with goo all in one go. Beats the hell out of a shredder. I get kind of hard just feeling that thin paper now a days”, writes alex_wifiguy.

Ewww.

Source: Reddit