8 ways to get a good deal, the David Davis way

Brexit secretary David Davis has suggested the UK could pay to get access to the single market. It’s a stunning idea, and has inspired other people to come up with some other great money saving schemes using Davis’ impeccable logic.

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David Davis wanted to leave Netflix but then secured a special deal where he pays them £7.49 a month in return for access to their content.

— Carl Maxim (@carlmaxim) December 1, 2016

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https://twitter.com/dave_willcocks/status/804370771254669312

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Inspired by David Davis, I've just paid my fare to the bus driver and told him I'll run behind the bus until it gets to my destination.

— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) December 1, 2016

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https://twitter.com/WillBlackWriter/status/804375476097716224

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https://twitter.com/Dan_Of_Iniquity/status/804359509384843264

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https://twitter.com/spielraum/status/804366574652104704

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https://twitter.com/caro20005/status/804374600410955776

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There's hard Brexit, soft Brexit and then there's David Davis Brexit where we stand outside of the house but pay for the heating anyway.

— Johnathan Ho (@its_john_ho) December 1, 2016