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Celebrate Burns Night with 8 of his best insults

Poke Staff. Updated January 25th, 2017

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It’s Burns Night, so celebrate the work of the great poet with 8 of Rabbie’s best insults, accompanied with some photographic suggestions of who you might want to direct them at.1.
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burnsinsults-cobler

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burnsinsults-pitch

6.
burnsinsults-eunuch

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Quotes from the Burns Museum.

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