We urgently need a definitive answer to this very important question

Never mind the question about how a dog might wear trousers, what’s important right now is that someone provides a definitive answer for this:

quick question pic.twitter.com/2QGcdjRWXI

— bobby (@bobby) April 5, 2017

This is the internet, so prepare for some very strong opinions.

This is a good question. And an important one. Each leg would want its own pair. Give me option #1. Keep up the good work, @bobby. https://t.co/DLdvTq9hfp

— Lounge County (@LoungeCounty) April 5, 2017

@bobby c) neither. they'd wear em flipped over and above them, like a t-shirt. next question

— Mario Hall (@nadomars) April 5, 2017

@bobby People saying B are so backward and close minded

— easter boy (@elishapsmith) April 5, 2017

@bobby @GlennF Pants: 2 legs, Humans: 2 legs – They would wear it same like humans, so B.

— Alexander Johmann (@aj82) April 5, 2017

@bobby the pants wears pants the same way you do. so A

— shitty, a burrell (@LydiaBurrell) April 5, 2017

A mixed bag of answers, but no really compelling arguments one way or the other. We’ll come back to this in a year or so when people have had time to really give it some thought.