People on Twitter are playing a #SuggestapolicyforUKIP game and it’s funny as hell
The usual lot on Twitter including @Danrholden are playing a fun game of thinking up UKIP policies and the results are pretty funny.
Here’s 17 more of their best.
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#SuggestAPolicyForUKIP
Ban croissants
German Shepherds to start paying tax
Mecca Bingo to be deported
No fun
Ale for all school children— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) April 24, 2017
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Ensure all members are labelled correctly in any photographs #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP pic.twitter.com/CMFrSTy7Ok
— Dr Jez Phillips (@drjezphillips) April 24, 2017
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https://twitter.com/c9shark/status/856575079710437386
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All Indian restaurants must have bangers and mash on the menu #SuggestapolicyforUKIP
— Dave cunny (@cunndv) April 24, 2017
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Extend the character count on Twitter so supporters can prefix every tweet with "I'm not being racist but" #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP
— Chris Thompson (@MrChris_T) April 24, 2017
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British chips for British shoulders. #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP pic.twitter.com/hi6AVbTlSY
— James Melville 🚜 (@JamesMelville) April 24, 2017
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June 23rd to be called St Nigel's Day, where people celebrate by writing lies on the side of a bus #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP
— Bad Advice Rabbit (@badadvicerabbit) April 24, 2017
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https://twitter.com/KRISTIANTCARTER/status/856549531323961344
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"No Shariah for Queen, no Hijab for Queen. This is our England."#SuggestAPolicyForUKIP pic.twitter.com/7qWaF2ojAs
— Bilal Mahmood (@bilalmahmooduk) April 24, 2017
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A ban on foreign foods, just good British food like pizza and kebabs #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP
— James Cleverley (@JamesCleverley1) April 24, 2017
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https://twitter.com/RedGerry/status/856524697600757761
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https://twitter.com/QuintUK/status/856590839862185984
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https://twitter.com/AndrewsC1973/status/856583514493509632
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https://twitter.com/rach__hell/status/856570894021513221
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#SuggestAPolicyForUKIP get a leader who is elected as an MP
— Parveen (@Parveen_Comms) April 24, 2017
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French and German lessons in schools replaced by teaching pupils to speak English slowly and loudly to foreigners #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP
— Dan Holden (@danrholden) April 24, 2017
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https://twitter.com/dect69/status/856523280186052608
Do YOU have any suggestions?