John Wick is immeasurably improved by the addition of Michael Jackson grunts, squeals and yelps
Keanu Reeves action movie John Wick, and it’s imaginatively titled sequel, John Wick 2, are eminently forgettable.
Add in a whole bunch of Michael Jackson grunts, squeals and yelps and – take our word for it – you won’t be able to forget it.
WHY DID SOMEONE ADD MICHAEL JACKSON GRUNTS TO A JOHN WICK SCENE?????? pic.twitter.com/EvFXxiMfIs
— justin (@WeNotSocks) July 3, 2017
The only way this could be better is if the scene began in a room with a mirror
— Elliot Loh (@Loh) July 3, 2017
All that is missing is a big "shamon!" to top things off..
— Brad Wood (@bradtweetsit) July 4, 2017
Smooth Criminal.
— Jared 'Jay B.' Boyd (@JaredJayBBoyd) July 4, 2017
Don’t stop til you get enough.