24 worst things you could say on a date according to creepy men on the internet
Reddit are discussing the worst things you could say on a date and it’s turned into a sausage fest of men trying to out creep each other.
Here’s 24 of the worst.
1. “You look like my daughter” –sampat97
2. “Your boobs are pretty small for a fat chick” –analest-analyst
3. *places hand on her stomach* “Soon this will be plump with my seed” –dick_van_weiner
4. “She’ll have the salad”–Byizo
5. “I’d love to invite you back to my place but I think my wife will have gotten home from her chemotherapy treatment by now” –opngrl
6. “My ex girlfriend used to take me here all the time” –SmellOfASmellySmell
7. “I see you’re drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you’re fat?” –NCognito1
8. “… and that’s the reason why Jinx is on my Top 3 of f*ckable Pokemons!” –Mascatuercas
9. “You are not like the other girls” –olivesolives
10. “you kiss better than your mom” –TheRealBobbyC
11. “Can’t believe were actually meeting up, I could be like a killer or something” –Soon2bAshlee
12. “Do you have any cash on you? The feds seized my assets again” –goodtimecharliehorse
13. “You and my wife would get along” –natephant
14. “I love you” –youabsolutepancake
15. “I’m 2″ flaccid!” –icecreampopncereal
16. “My herpes isn’t flaring up so we can totes fuck” –Salads72
17. “What’s a potato?” –TremzT
18. “You get either an appetizer or dessert, I’m not paying for both” –FloopyMuscles
19. “The food here gives me gas” –FrankMcQueen
20. “I forgot my wallet” –rottenradish
21. “You look different when you’re sleeping” –moon_monkey
22. “Is that your original gender?” –All_Your_Base
23. “Did you come here alone?” –Runs_towards_fire
24. “Your pictures are surprisingly misleading” –fantasticmrfox_thm
And finally one more for good luck.
Just before hooking up pause, look down and quietly say, “Dear Lord, please forgive this vile sin I am about to commit.” –vmflair
Source: Reddit