Madonna moaning about the delivery guy is the oddest tweet you’ve ever been able to relate to
It turns out Madonna is just like you and me after all.
https://twitter.com/Madonna/status/905066956071546880
It could be the most entertaining thing the singer has released in years.
Hi, this is Julie. I would like to help. Please DM your delivery address, tracking & phone numbers. https://t.co/7vnSkvqx3r
— FedEx Help (@FedExHelp) September 5, 2017
Nice try Julie
— Alexandra Heminsley (@Hemmo) September 5, 2017
Would give my right arm to see Madge down the Royal Mail depot waving a crumpled "sorry we missed you" card. https://t.co/P0mQVPDG2u
— The Guyliner (@theguyliner) September 5, 2017
I'm going to Sainsbury's later for bananas, can pick it up on the way back if you want.
— Halo (@EatMyHalo) September 5, 2017
Get into the groove
Boy you got to prove
Your identity (with a valid driver's licence and a recent utility bill) https://t.co/fIhEKrXhmT— William Ham Bevan (@HamBevan) September 5, 2017
Ask them to leave it in the shed.
— Mark Sparrow (@Markgsparrow) September 5, 2017
This is the oddest 'relatable' tweet I've ever seen
— Roland Scahill (@rolandscahill) September 5, 2017
FedEx be like: pic.twitter.com/IiGjim1aQO
— Dex (@DexterUnited) September 5, 2017