17 funniest excuses for a plate (and, occasionally, a cup)

 

10.

"White coffee, please."
"Certainly. Would you like an extra shot of Hipster nonsense with that?"
(Pic: @JamilaRizvi) pic.twitter.com/kgMIq2ru8g

— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) June 1, 2016

11.

"Would you like some bread while you wait?"

*five minutes later*

"I'M FORTY-EIGHT YEARS OLD."

(Pic: @megoizzy) pic.twitter.com/OKajYfWSl1

— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) June 9, 2016

12.

"Today's specials include fish on a stick in a rock on a mirror."
"Literally?"
"Literally."
(Pic: @Sinead_aka_Nade) pic.twitter.com/9IiFGzJh9P

— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) March 1, 2016

13.

"The chicken lacks something, chef."
"Seasoning?"
"No."
"Jus?"
"No."
"Reproduction medieval sword?"
(Pic: M Graham) pic.twitter.com/LyVs7gwpmH

— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) March 20, 2016

14.

Your salad arrives on a plate 😃

But it's also in a plant pot 😐

With a pair of secateurs ☹️

And you cut it yourself 😡

(Pic: @jenvmcclure) pic.twitter.com/L47foKzTu6

— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) September 5, 2017

15.

Bloody Wimbledon.

(Pic: @msleannefraser) pic.twitter.com/BeCMbxAQcO

— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) June 27, 2016

16.

https://twitter.com/WeWantPlates/status/838337294985740289

17.

Taken at a Flaming Grill, where they serve food on bin lids. Small victories are better than none.
(Pic: Dawn Butler) pic.twitter.com/6kolDhUfpV

— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) December 4, 2016

Hungry for more? Seriously? Okay then.

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