20 glorious times Mike Read’s memoirs hit peak Alan Partridge
So @christinamartin has done us all a favour by reading everyone’s favourite right wing DJ Mike Read’s memoirs and sharing the best bits on Twitter.
1.
First criticism, should've been called Mike Read All About It. However it redeems itself with such Alan lines as "I didn't want a fat brain" pic.twitter.com/XDYIaikT50
— Christina Martin (@christinamartin) September 5, 2017
(here’s that bit in full)
2.
I defy you to not read this in Alan’s voice pic.twitter.com/w5zuKQ2Umj
— Christina Martin (@christinamartin) September 5, 2017
3.
Imagery pic.twitter.com/kNLqssF2ES
— Christina Martin (@christinamartin) September 6, 2017
4.
DLT turns up – so very Partridge – and Mike pranks him with toilet stink bombs pic.twitter.com/kJ1Fy2hiKx
— Christina Martin (@christinamartin) September 6, 2017
5.
The pranks went both ways. Edmonds and Bates put kippers & manure in Mike’s bed. We learn in this tale that he sleeps naked pic.twitter.com/yXwLB5Yqab
— Christina Martin (@christinamartin) September 6, 2017
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There’s a bit of a racism mix-up pic.twitter.com/tpddX7ZDrK
— Christina Martin (@christinamartin) September 5, 2017
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‘Entertaining’ on the cruise ships pic.twitter.com/Z8liSLeYMI
— Christina Martin (@christinamartin) September 5, 2017
8.
Travellin Man is a chapter about the places he’s been on hols. It is quite long and dull and topped off with stats pic.twitter.com/1CD50FaHhZ
— Christina Martin (@christinamartin) September 6, 2017
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Don’t mess with him, well, for a moment pic.twitter.com/YlpRS82Twp
— Christina Martin (@christinamartin) September 5, 2017
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Ooh, ladyboys pic.twitter.com/XMxX8Wd7by
— Christina Martin (@christinamartin) September 5, 2017