13 reasons why Simon McCoy is the newsreader we all need right now

8.

When he was brutally honest about waiting for the royal baby

9.

When the robot cameras went awol

10.

When the weather guy gave him a one-fingered salute

11.

When he appeared to break wind

12.

When he, basically, lost it

13.

When he was caught picking his nose (and a whole bunch of other stuff)