When a Viz Top Tip might actually change your life
Everyone loves Top Tips, right? But who knew they could change your life?
https://twitter.com/charliesardines/status/930446060320952326
And here’s a brilliant story about someone who tried something similar, but with a bit more work involved.
I had a mate who told me he looked thru the spyhole and put shaving foam on his face to get rid of people who knocked on the door he didn't want to talk to, to make them leave. Two years later, after a long pause when I knocked, he answered the door to me like that.
— guy (@quantumpoker) November 14, 2017
That's brilliant. Please tell me you called him out on it!
— Stuart Young (@stu_y) November 14, 2017
Haha. No. We're British dammit. It was all in the eyes though. He buggered off to the US shortly after, not seen him in 15 years.
— guy (@quantumpoker) November 15, 2017
Going abroad for 15yrs is a very British response to an awkward social situation.
— Adam Gowland (@GowlandAdam) November 15, 2017
Here are some more variations on the theme.
But what do you do when your weather is too warm for coats?
— Deadly "Overwatch FanGirl" Accurate (@DeadlyAccurate) November 15, 2017
Dressing gown/kimono and pretend you're just getting into/just got out of the shower?
— DarkStardust (@redgoldrush) November 15, 2017
I've got a porch with a stable door. Only open the top half if it's people I don't want in my house. They soon get the message.
— (((Imberbus))) (@ImberbusUK) November 15, 2017
Ive phoned my landline from my mobile before now to avoid speaking to a particular person. 😊
— Amy (@Amy4168) November 15, 2017
We really don’t like opening the front door, do we? How do YOU avoid doing it?
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Simply 21 brilliantly funny readers’ letters to Viz magazine