Theresa May’s Brexit deal in full – 14 of our favourite responses to help take the edge off it
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€40/45 BILLION. Definitely worth some vague notion of 'getting our country back' 👍 Really looking forward to the excellent trade deals we go on to secure on our own to further strengthen our economy 🇬🇧 https://t.co/SmckIADwcD
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) December 8, 2017
9.
Ummmm … don’t read too much into this: pic.twitter.com/muMCDt7dKL
— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) December 8, 2017
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UK will obey EU regulations without any say in them, European Court supremacy in some areas and EU payments continue for years, no border checks in Ireland, EU Citizens rights in UK guaranteed. This, apparently, is what ‘Brexit means Brexit’ means – for now?
— Krishnan Guru-Murthy (@krishgm) December 8, 2017
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If them idiots off the apprentice negotiated brexit
They would come back with a box of tampax and a
Trifle
Still better than we got now— Neville Southall (@NevilleSouthall) December 7, 2017
12.
Impressive, We weren't dictated to by the EU before, but because of Brexit we now literally will be for two years. Well done brexiteers you've finally manufactured the thing you were complaining about. https://t.co/oMzBaconlS
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) December 8, 2017
13.
Seems stupid that we have to pay 39 billion quid because some bananas racists want to blame all their problems on immigrants that work in tesco when we could have spent that money buying every single person in the UK three thousand packets of space raiders.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) December 8, 2017
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https://twitter.com/RossTeddyCraig/status/939078877619675136
