All the Damian Green jokes you need right now (plus a few more)
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The best thing about Damien Green resigning is that it means loads of Tories admitted they give away their passwords, or think it's fine to watch porn at work, for no real reason
— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) December 20, 2017
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Now Damian Green's got time on his hands as well
— Sue Perkins (@sueperkins) December 20, 2017
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Mrs May not amused I am told when she noticed that several pages of Damian Green’s resignation letter appeared to be stuck together.
— Tim Walker (@ThatTimWalker) December 20, 2017
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David Davis saying he’ll resign if Damian Green gets sacked, then realizing he actually is getting sacked pic.twitter.com/bDvDZZb1Le
— Alan White (@aljwhite) December 21, 2017
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Cosy
And nine hours later she sacked him pic.twitter.com/Qg2SwS95Uu— Paul Johnson (@paul__johnson) December 20, 2017
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Theresa May’s deputy Damian Green has quit after an inquiry into sex allegations. Presumably to clear his name rather than watch porn on a computer
— Kevin Maguire (@Kevin_Maguire) December 20, 2017
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May’s letter: “It is with deep regret, and enduring gratitude…” @NickGibbUK has exploded with fury that his Key Stage 2 Grammar code has been broken by that comma. #MinisterOfCommas
— Michael Rosen (@MichaelRosenYes) December 20, 2017
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