The responses to Nigel Farage’s Christmas message will ease your hangover
Here’s what Nigel Farage shared with his followers on Christmas Day.
Watching the Queen’s speech earlier today. Merry Christmas! pic.twitter.com/GekUiUYwaD
— Nigel Farage (@Nigel_Farage) December 25, 2017
And here are our favourite 19 responses online. Happy 2018 everyone!
1.
"How do I set the microwave to defrost?"
"You see the knob on the far right?"
"Yes"
"Ask him, he'll show you" pic.twitter.com/JAcy10qbCt— DrivelHomeforChristmast (@drivelcast) December 25, 2017
2.
*charity advert voice*
“This Christmas, spare a thought for those less fortunate than you: the lonely, the isolated, the unpleasantly prejudiced…”https://t.co/UvMxHwpsXp— David Schneider (@davidschneider) December 25, 2017
3.
Choking one out into a pedal bin. pic.twitter.com/vI8dR2WmKM
— David Quantick (@quantick) December 25, 2017
4.
Siri, show me a visual metaphor for how sad and lonely Britain will be after Brexit https://t.co/ifWOzAba98
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) December 25, 2017
5.
Nigel Farage: A Tragedy In Two Photos pic.twitter.com/16dsHEtlwy
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) December 25, 2017
6.
A telly on the microwave and too much whisky for 3pm. Increasingly I feel Brexit was one man's existential cry for help. https://t.co/6Lx2nRnWS4
— Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison) December 25, 2017
7.
The saddest part about this photo is actually that he paid the Pizza Hut delivery guy £10 to stay an extra five minutes to take it. pic.twitter.com/Qq75EH2qex
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) December 25, 2017
8.
"And the knighthood goes to… the knighthood goes to… come on, fucking say it…" pic.twitter.com/VrThAPWfAs
— David Quantick (@quantick) December 25, 2017
9.
“Actually the best thing I did, was to get thrown out by my wife. She’s living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He’s an idiot.” #accidentalpartridge
(HT @mekarentaylor) pic.twitter.com/gK3xiDCVuc— David Schneider (@davidschneider) December 25, 2017
10.
(Dave Lamb voiceover) "After upsetting his guests by naming his curry "Colonial Casserole", Nigel retreats to sulk in his safe space," pic.twitter.com/g2Jmi4cB6Y
— Paul Sinha (@paulsinha) December 26, 2017