Simply 39 jokes about Theresa May’s rubbish brick backdrop today
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It looks like Theresa May is giving her big speech on housing while standing inside a chimney. pic.twitter.com/4cT3Q19Fvs
— Jack Maidment (@jrmaidment) March 5, 2018
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Theresa May with her back to the wall…. Not sure Number 10 thought this through properly… pic.twitter.com/5khEl3yGMG
— Thomas Penny (@ThomasWPenny) March 5, 2018
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The Shape of Mortar (2018) pic.twitter.com/BVbIxdeaxe
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) March 5, 2018
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— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) March 5, 2018
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— barney farmer (@barneyfarmer) March 5, 2018
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“Building a Britain fit for the future”- mate, you can’t even build a decent setting for your speeches pic.twitter.com/lil3nmS3pu
— James Moran (@jamesmoran) March 5, 2018
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https://twitter.com/jamesrbuk/status/970610222288068614
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Build faster! pic.twitter.com/q0F2xTVXdo
— HappyToast★ (@IamHappyToast) March 5, 2018
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https://twitter.com/MrMichaelSpicer/status/970614746566221825
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— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) March 5, 2018
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Who wore it better? pic.twitter.com/9KpLNZ2fFa
— Unnamed Insider (@Unnamedinsider) March 5, 2018
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The Spartan general, Pausanias, was walled up to die in the Temple of Athena after colluding with the Persians.
Looks like the Brexiteers think May had too many cosy dinners with Michel Barnier pic.twitter.com/g0JPM92Ow9
— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) March 5, 2018
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The set design for Theresa May's speech kinda looks like something I would have designed using WordArt for a powerpoint presentation during an IT class in secondary school. pic.twitter.com/GmYpzCBAvW
— Ashley Cowburn (@ashcowburn) March 5, 2018
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— Battles (@366Battles) March 5, 2018
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https://twitter.com/rosskempsell/status/970613112150855680
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— Tom Warren (@tomwarren) March 5, 2018
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Here UK Twitter I made a present for you. pic.twitter.com/nIUsTg82Gg
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) March 5, 2018
BONUS (because they kept on coming)
-And, the humans, they build their homes from these "bricks"?
-Yes, prime minister, they do
-Then I shall associate myself with the bricks pic.twitter.com/rHr67BWrPB— Katie Martin (@katie_martin_fx) March 5, 2018
"Are there any Remoaners in the theatre tonight?
Get them up against the wall!
There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me,
Get him up against the wall!
He looks European!
He'll bring us doom!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?" pic.twitter.com/MC0OjuBf8S— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) March 5, 2018