We’re pretty sure this isn’t what her friends meant to say
When you try really hard to say something but end up saying something completely different.
https://twitter.com/jenlikespizza/status/990730742052225024
No!
Had to read that about 6 times (slower each time) before realising the actual message.
— You Park Like a Cunt (@YPLAC) April 30, 2018
the rumors are true. never seen a pup a day in my life. explains why i've never cracked a grin.
— nicole campbell (@nmisha) April 29, 2018
"Adult sees dog for the first time" would be a good acting exercise.
— Derek Ahlswede (@derekahlswede) April 29, 2018
can't help but think if she saw a dog she might have smiled
— Richard W. Woodley (@the5thColumnist) April 30, 2018
Classic cat lady.
— ben/ack (@bensmith83) April 30, 2018
The lesson here: Going through life without ever seeing a dog can be a little depressing, although a remarkable achievement.
— Carl Clark (@cfclark) April 29, 2018
Oh my gosh..ok..yes, the wording..but Nicole Campbell was my friend and this is crazy to wake up and see she is a trending topic!
I can confirm that she really did love dogs and that she smiled all the time. pic.twitter.com/DBKOee1rt2
— Christina Lala (@ChristinaLala) April 30, 2018
Sorry about your friend x
— Kevin McNamara (@KevinMPMcNamara) April 30, 2018
It also reminded someone of this old classic, separate but related …
— Ask not for whom the Newspoll polls… (@TheDancingSlug) April 30, 2018