The Irish Border Twitter account is brilliantly trolling the Brexit process: 22 unmissable tweets
12.
This morning on the border there is birdsong, the daffodils are in bloom, and, while there’s a chill in the air, Spring is here, a welcome revenant, and I think to myself: ‘What a beautiful day for continuing to frustrate the will of the British people’.
— The Irish Border (@BorderIrish) April 7, 2018
13.
I am like The Times crossword – solved daily, and yet next morning you open the paper and there I am again with no answers filled in https://t.co/z45KGCe9v3
— The Irish Border (@BorderIrish) May 1, 2018
14.
Jeez, tell me about it https://t.co/DLnvt4NPBQ
— The Irish Border (@BorderIrish) May 20, 2018
15.
Song for me, if I’m going to be Swiss;
Dope, a dear, a Brexiter
Ray, a Bassett full of air
Me, a border by myself
Far, what Brexit’s got to go
So? say men who look like ham
La, their fingers in their ears
Tea, a drink with bread and (British) jam
Which brings us back to …— The Irish Border (@BorderIrish) May 31, 2018
16.
I have taken back control https://t.co/tPnmNXjuZ8
— The Irish Border (@BorderIrish) March 8, 2018
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It's been a while since we've had an original wacky Brexity solution to me, and I was beginning to get bored, but "let's make the border 10-miles wide" is brilliant. Thank you, @David_Davis_UK https://t.co/yuI94t8pth
— The Irish Border (@BorderIrish) May 31, 2018
19.
Do you ever wake up in the morning and feel like you’ve been run over by a truck?
— The Irish Border (@BorderIrish) May 30, 2018
20.
Ow that hurts Ow Ow Ow Ow
Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow
Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow pic.twitter.com/8l6OcFjCgu— The Irish Border (@BorderIrish) February 21, 2018
21.
I went shopping in Newry today and I thought go on be brave so I tried on the latest Brexit fashion but my physical infrastructure looked enormous in it so I didn’t get it
— The Irish Border (@BorderIrish) May 27, 2018
22.
Tread softly, because you tread on my lack of visible infrastructure and also I had a bit of a late night
— The Irish Border (@BorderIrish) May 27, 2018