Distracted boyfriend’s partner has a secret history and it’s totally shocking
9.
Especially when wearing glasses. pic.twitter.com/gGthB92koY
— Ernie Smith (@ShortFormErnie) June 25, 2018
10.
Or reading a letter, while still in front of a screen. pic.twitter.com/Uy7eWRpqn2
— Ernie Smith (@ShortFormErnie) June 25, 2018
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Or while looking at someone else’s phone. pic.twitter.com/SRrujhFlRw
— Ernie Smith (@ShortFormErnie) June 25, 2018
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Or while paying for something online at the coffee shop. pic.twitter.com/52dQzTLCl3
— Ernie Smith (@ShortFormErnie) June 25, 2018
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Or while at the beach on a nice day. pic.twitter.com/8wqm4puWTR
— Ernie Smith (@ShortFormErnie) June 25, 2018
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Or while walking down the street in a red jacket. pic.twitter.com/XukVK2MuQn
— Ernie Smith (@ShortFormErnie) June 25, 2018
15.
Or while going over the annual report with a coworker. pic.twitter.com/UnWvdnfgbz
— Ernie Smith (@ShortFormErnie) June 25, 2018
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Or, even without a phone at all. pic.twitter.com/qEJAN0FXat
— Ernie Smith (@ShortFormErnie) June 25, 2018
Weird that she wasn’t shocked by her fictional boyfriend being a lech.
She's probably reading this thread.
— Jay Holtslander (@j_holtslander) June 26, 2018
I mean I would hope so because I can't think of anything else nearly as shocking
— Ernie Smith (@ShortFormErnie) June 26, 2018
"wayment is that…is that a twitter thread of my shook photos?" pic.twitter.com/yCVR3shCUw
— adiga (@adigaop) June 26, 2018
*takes off glasses* IT IS pic.twitter.com/boXquUJ3z1
— Jordan (@JBar_13) June 26, 2018
Photos by Antonio Guillem.