Brexit secretary Davis Davis resigns – our favourite 33 responses
17.
David Davis loses cabinet game of "You go first"
— Al Murray, Dr (@almurray) July 8, 2018
18.
Theresa May’s first phone call this morning… #HeCanSaveAnything… pic.twitter.com/40gUeMnyf7
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) July 9, 2018
19.
David Davis seems to have resigned in protest at his own incompetence
— Neil Lee (@ndrlee) July 9, 2018
20.
Andrea Jenkyns there…admires principle so much she can *almost* spell it. https://t.co/x7aR4jBrNJ
— Tom Peck (@tompeck) July 8, 2018
21.
Watching the stability and strong government like… pic.twitter.com/pfICtEVBWj
— The Miliverse (@TheMiliverse) July 9, 2018
22.
The Tories are the party of creating enormous unnecessary fuck-ups and then walking away.
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) July 9, 2018
23.
Before you all start criticising him I'm hearing that David Davis only resigned because he'd finally finished his Brexit Impact Assessment.
Here it is in full: pic.twitter.com/ZOn0WwNxRq— Phlegm Clandango. (@Cain_Unable) July 9, 2018
24.
Best thing that I managed to nick when I quit a job was a laptop https://t.co/AZlaVGuOIK
— Rob Manuel (@robmanuel) July 8, 2018
25.
I wonder if David Davis has looked into the impact of not having a fucking job https://t.co/KAyoeXcioz
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 8, 2018
26.
I love this classy government line, which amounts to “we’ve had a completely incompetent halfwit in this absolutely key role for two years so yeah this is actually fine. Same if more of our halfwits go” https://t.co/0uQ1EDpkZQ
— Marina Hyde (@MarinaHyde) July 9, 2018
27.
So David Davis now won’t deliver what he said he couldn’t deliver.
— Adam Boulton (@adamboultonSKY) July 9, 2018
28.
that’s four hours he’ll never get back https://t.co/PZHomShwdj
— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) July 9, 2018
29.
Looks like David Davis has done a Dexeu midnight runner
— David Mills (@DavidMills73) July 8, 2018
30.
Theresa May’s first phone call this morning… #HeCanSaveAnything… pic.twitter.com/40gUeMnyf7
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) July 9, 2018
31.
Good luck to David Davis as he manages the transition from doing nothing to doing nothing. https://t.co/nHmMqR1uIx
— QT (@QuebecTango) July 9, 2018
32.
DEAR GOD, MOST MERCIFUL FATHER. I KNOW I’VE NOT ALWAYS BEEN YOUR BEST SUBJECT AND I’M SORRY I’VE WAVERED AND – LET’S BE HONEST – HAVEN’T EVER BELIEVED IN YOU. BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF YOU DON’T LET JACOB REES-MOGG BECOME PRIME MINISTER.
— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) July 8, 2018
33.
"Hello payroll? Yes I'm afraid there's been some sort of mistake – I haven't been paid."
"Yes I know I quit. Yes. Sorry I don't understand: Why would that mean I don't get the exact same benefits as before?" pic.twitter.com/tMptpdCPr7
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 8, 2018
To conclude …
We go now live to the Brexit negotiations pic.twitter.com/D623yOA7hG
— Felicity Morse (@FelicityMorse) July 9, 2018
