People are sharing the most on-brand thing they did as kids and these 23 are mostly terrifying
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when I was a toddler, I created a trail of breadcrumbs that led into the house to lure a bunch of mallard ducklings inside, and one of them shit behind the curtains https://t.co/IXdczJyv77
— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) July 9, 2018
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I emerged from the woods at the age of three, walked up to my mother, and told her, "The aliens took your real baby. But they left me here." https://t.co/ueBZ9elfy5
— Seanan McGuire (@seananmcguire) July 9, 2018
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My dad used to tell me if anyone was picking on me I should, and I quote, “knock them out”, so when I was in first grade this boy called me ugly and I punched him in the face and said “now you are too”. https://t.co/aaIHSEbMki
— skunk (@punksalchow) July 9, 2018
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in 2nd grade I *completely accidentally* kicked my cousin (my age) in the balls during recess. he & his friends started calling me "metalfoot." after that I would chase boys around the playground pretending I was going to kick them in the balls if I caught them, but never did. https://t.co/OJ5uIO1389
— erin ryan (@morninggloria) July 8, 2018
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When I was 2 years old my Grandfather passed away, and at his funeral I was telling loved one's they didn't have to be sad, that I would take them to the circus to cheer them up https://t.co/WvxUWVxhrQ
— Rachel Miner (@RachelMiner1) July 8, 2018
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Wow where to begin? My fam called me turtle because I was such a terror they would tie me into my carseat with my nana's church scarves, so I'd rock the seat until it flipped it over, walk around with it on my back, and continue my path of destruction. https://t.co/uTSvTKXseA
— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) July 9, 2018
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I used to make massive labyrinths out of rocks and sticks for bugs and spiders. The bugs were the heroes in the maze — the spiders, the monsters. (None were hurt.) https://t.co/WVKZ6tbKTW
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) July 9, 2018
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when I was born, they thought that I had a rare heart condition but I actually just had what appeared to be a panic attack coming out of the womb https://t.co/nv3oL7ATPx
— aoife (@huummus) July 9, 2018
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Having seen Bart do it to Millhouse in the Simpsons, I thought I'd trick my mum at dinner by handing her a salt shaker with the lid slightly screwed off. My glee turned to shame as she poured a mound of salt all over her meal and quietly said "this is ruined now". https://t.co/LiP3K4I91p
— Tosser Hughes (@charlesfare) July 8, 2018
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Two come to mind. Keep in mind I was an extremely cold tomboy with a dark outlook and behavioral issues…
There was that time my mom tried to make me wear a dress & sandals to something fancy, and I made a picket sign and marched around the grown-up party protesting: pic.twitter.com/UmacFWZkbc
— fry (@anniefryman) July 8, 2018
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https://twitter.com/caracompass/status/1016233260077248513
But it seems at least one person was working on getting that halo from a very early age.
I found a £20 note in the gutter on my street and I went round all the houses on my street asking if anyone had lost it. Amazingly nobody claimed it. I took it to the police station, They said I could keep it. I took my family and a friend to The Little Chef for dinner. https://t.co/JhbiC69abi
— Hayley Webster (@bookshaped) July 9, 2018
