The 25 funniest tweets of the week
13.
*gets up in the morning*
blogger: I HAVE HACKED TIME pic.twitter.com/VkF5P6ok6V— Josh Peter (@drawjosh) July 18, 2018
14.
I will not rest until I discover who murdered this piano. pic.twitter.com/rGNCh5kYPU
— John Finnemore (@JohnFinnemore) July 19, 2018
15.
This period's gonna make a hell of a Horrible Histories series. That poor rat'll be holding the "This really happened!" sign up til his little arms fall off
— Vanessa Yardley (@MsNess48) July 19, 2018
15.
Pretty sure this is the ghost of Noel Fielding. pic.twitter.com/WMF1AkZjZa
— David Stokes (@scottywrotem) July 17, 2018
16.
"SHAFT" https://t.co/oMiftmxQFR
— Graham (@AnxiousBatman) July 16, 2018
17.
https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1019712475074256897
18.
ME: This is an interesting piece. What do you call it?
MUSEUM CURATOR: Foot long meatball sub now please get out of my car
— mo (@chuuew) July 19, 2018
19.
Just cleaned out my purse if anyone needs 17 pens or a tooth.
— your mom (@eff_yeah_steph) July 10, 2018
20.
Looking forward to Brexit pic.twitter.com/4kCV6CWrkX
— Limmy's Vines at the Fringe (@DaftLimmy) July 19, 2018
21.
Couldn't sleep last night. I kept thinking about how the Green Ranger had a dagger that was a flute that sounded like a synthesizer that's trying to sound like a trumpet. And he blew into it with his helmet on. pic.twitter.com/ji9EzWBB3v
— Chris Shehan_Not at SDCC (@zhourules) July 17, 2018
22.
i have now muted everyone on instagram except a puppy who bakes
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) July 19, 2018
23.
How grapes are made. pic.twitter.com/b6sg3A1Jbj
— cluedont (@cluedont) July 20, 2018
24.
I move your wet panties to one side and, very gently, manage to fit another pair of socks on the radiator.
— Князь Мышкин (@MyshkinFool) July 19, 2018
25.
Shoreditch, you’ve gone too far. pic.twitter.com/iu7JibOid3
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) July 19, 2018
