Going to be hard pushed to beat this headline today
All bets are off on the headline of the day. And if this isn’t it, we’d like to see what is.
Three thieves stole a shark from an aquarium by removing it from a tank and disguising it as a baby in a pushchair https://t.co/Ly1hXzoCum
— Sky News (@SkyNews) July 31, 2018
And because you want to know more, there’s this, from the Sky News story.
Three thieves stole a shark from an aquarium by removing it from a tank and disguising it as a baby in a pushchair.
Police issued an appeal for information about two men and a woman who were caught on CCTV lifting the animal from an open pool where visitors were allowed to reach in and stroke some species of fish.
The footage shows one of the men grabbing the horn shark by its tail before wrapping it in a wet blanket and then placing it in a bucket in the child’s buggy.
And you can watch them in action here.
Obviously having a whale of a time. Here are some (frankly better) responses online.
Baby shark do do do do do do (if you’re a parent then you know )
— Clem Fandango (@KellyThatsMe_) July 31, 2018
'It's got its mother's eyes…and arm…and leg…'
— David Paul Booth (@DavidPaulBooth1) July 31, 2018
Those are the headlines – god, I wish they weren’t. https://t.co/AK1caJOP1N
— Chris Morris Bits (@Morris_Bits) July 31, 2018
— AntStephen (@AntStephen) July 31, 2018
https://twitter.com/katehelencarter/status/1024223396547227648
I hope they never tried to breastfeed it
— Calvin (@Ninebelowzer0) July 31, 2018
Basically, this.
As headlines go, this one's going to be hard to beat today. https://t.co/gP7XhFlZFq
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) July 31, 2018
Let’s hope they find it safe and well.