There’s an opening for someone to do a good deed – must own a large towel

Karate practitioner and guardian of Catholic morals in his village*, Sir Michael, has shared a very important notice which he’s had cause to put up. It outlines a favour he needs on the upcoming day of his great-grandfather’s funeral. We’ll let him fill in the details.

*Comedy writer and Twitter essential

Very important new poster I stuck up in town today. Great opportunity for a trustworthy person to do a good deed this Saturday pic.twitter.com/29cUhNJGtJ

— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) August 7, 2018

And, in close-up:

True to his word, Michael provided an explanatory diagram.

The three steps are as follows:

1.
It will be easy for you to recognise me when I arrive as I will be wearing my karate outfit. I will then go behind the towel and get changed.

2.
Here he has added a labelled diagram of himself behind a towel with his volunteer wearing a blindfold so they don’t peak.

3.
After getting changed, I will step out from behind the towel and go to the funeral.