There’s an opening for someone to do a good deed – must own a large towel
Someone noticed a worrying trend and made a scurrilous suggestion.
Why all the posts about n*kedness and n*dity? Are not karate underclothes appropriate attire under a funeral suit? Are you just getting n*ked in hopes of tantalizing the ladies?
— Avery Heart Girl🌲 (@averyheartgirl) August 8, 2018
Which Michael strongly refuted.
Absolutely not. Karate underclothes are part of one’s karate outfit. To wear them outside the dojo would be the height of disrespect to the noble art of karate
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) August 8, 2018
One potential volunteer needed some clarification …
I’ll do it. Couple questions. First, if I’m blindfolded how will I know if anyone is trying to peek? Second, will you still return the favor if I have a conflict between karate class and a funeral but it is not my great-grandfathers funeral?
— Skippy (@skippyklein) August 7, 2018
which was forthcoming.
Excellent questions. I will answer them now.
1. You should be able to sense approaching danger
2. No. Absolutely not. Great grandfather only— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) August 7, 2018
Someone else saw a flaw in the plan.
Okay. I have some concern that people on the other side of the towel might see your b*ttocks.
— Skippy (@skippyklein) August 7, 2018
Michael had it covered – literally.
It’s fine. I’ve stuck another poster on the other side of the street seeking a second trustworthy person. Full towel coverage guaranteed.
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) August 7, 2018
Another potential volunteer talked herself out of the job.
I’ll happily hold this towel for you. I’ll even keep a lookout in between peeks over the top of it.
— Mom Hatter (@MomHatter) August 7, 2018
Michael was too observant for her.
Ah ha! You just confessed to a peeping Tom thought crime. My local policeman AND my local priest will be hearing about this
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) August 7, 2018
But one Twitter genius, @stevevsninjas, had a suggestion.
Maybe a sensational karate demo at the funeral is what grandpa would have wanted.
Michael liked it.
FINALLY someone around here with a SENSIBLE suggestion. Would be a fitting send-off for the great man. And if people like it (which they will), I’ll probably get requests to do it at more funerals
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) August 7, 2018
Perhaps he won’t be needing to borrow that funeral suit after all.