Funniest 9 things people said about this picture of ‘Jayne Torvill strangling a seagull’
We are grateful to @robsand69 for sharing this picture of ‘Jayne Torvill strangling a seagull’.
https://twitter.com/robsand69/status/1028891674825707520
Once seen, never unseen. And if the picture was good, the comments made it even better. Here are our favourites, in no particular (pecking) order.
1.
She’s having one of her terns.
— Derek England (@derek_england) August 13, 2018
2.
— it's jim, hello (@jimterest) August 13, 2018
3.
Torvill and mean.
— Philip Bak (@niinegames) August 13, 2018
4.
Awful and Dean*
— just me (@Iam_UncleSimon) August 13, 2018
5.
I think that's the one who nicked my sandwich. No idea who the seagull is.
— Buzz Rodwell (@BuzzRodwell) August 13, 2018
6.
— cheeses of nazereth (@cheesesofnaz) August 13, 2018
7.
Jayne Torvill steps in at the last minute as Samuel L Jackson turns down ‘Gulls on a Barge’
— Mooro (@tom_mooro) August 13, 2018
8.
She’s so calm. It’s like she’s done this before. I, for one, feel safer knowing that she’s on our side.
— Ryan Best (@ChillBest) August 13, 2018
9.
Naughty naughty. pic.twitter.com/qROOKmTDEj
— A Kelly (@AidanKelly4) August 13, 2018
One question remained.
anyone got a backstory to this???????
— Hannah (@Haloreow) August 13, 2018
Unanswered.
Probably
— Billy Hayes (@Hayesy79) August 13, 2018
Oh, and a point of information.
There is no such thing as a ‘Seagull’.
— Macca (@The_Paris_Angel) August 13, 2018
So they’re just ‘Gulls’ that happen to live by the sea?! Genuinely not taking the piss, only know the pricks by the name ‘seagull’
— GazMarks (@GazMarksMCR) August 13, 2018
Correct. Herring Gulls being the most common.
— Macca (@The_Paris_Angel) August 13, 2018
Oh, and another one.
You do realise that that is not Jayne Torvill? That the tweeter is joking? Yes?
— B (@BForce77) August 13, 2018