People have been filling in the blanks and they’re the best Liam Neeson film ever
10.
Liam Neeson is playing a daft bastard who voted to leave the EU without understanding the ramifications in “Hard Brexit”. https://t.co/raEeUFAyif
— Paul (@bingowings14) August 19, 2018
11.
https://twitter.com/MgniM/status/1031146267836121088
12.
Liam Neeson is playing a Shakespearean scholar out for vengeance in “Bard Target” https://t.co/U0tmbHOTLS
— DocHackenbush (@DocHackenbush) August 19, 2018
13.
Liam Neeson is pet shop owner tracking down stolen reptiles in “Turtle Recall” https://t.co/wcygoqdvZs
— SadFaceOtter (@SadFaceOtter) August 19, 2018
14.
Liam Neeson is playing a [___strange profession___] out for vengeance in "[___the best pun you can come up with in under fifteen seconds___]".
… ngl, I'm actually more fine with this describing Liam Neeson's current acting choices than I thought I'd be. https://t.co/rrYVC4jamI
— [email protected] on Mastodon (@trollprincess) August 18, 2018
15.
16.
Liam Neeson Will play an astronomer hell-bent on revenge in "What about magnetic fields" https://t.co/8zMVQ5gPvp
— Juan Carlos Munoz (@astro_jcm) August 19, 2018
17.
https://twitter.com/StTabitha/status/1031200636174389248
18.
Liam Neeson is a wronged fishmonger looking for revenge in Hard Plaice https://t.co/wcygoqdvZs
— SadFaceOtter (@SadFaceOtter) August 18, 2018
Someone pointed out that the mockery would be short lived.
Let me just settle this for everyone:
1. The Liam Neeson snow plow movie will be amazing
2. We will all make fun of the premise
3. We will all see it and love it
4. There will be multiple sequels
5. Snow-plow revenge fantasies will become the greatest genre since film noir— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) August 17, 2018
Someone else imagined how the film studio meeting might have gone.
Liam Neeson: How about I play a man with cancer?
Studio exec: Hell-bent on revenge against big pharma!
LN: Or a guy who was adopted …
SE: Hell-bent on revenge against his birth mother!
LN: Dracula?
SE: Hell-bent on revenge against werewolves.
LN: OK. I'll do the snowplow thing. https://t.co/YJM2sGEGTS— Oonagh (@Okeating) August 18, 2018
But, writer Damien Owens saw the inevitable conclusion of Liam Neeson’s working pathway.
It’s only a matter of time before Liam Neeson appears in a movie called Bent on Revenge in which he plays Nick Benton-Revenge, a revenge expert who’s bent on getting revenge on the very concept of revenge.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) August 19, 2018