25 ridiculously funny jokes to launch the weekend

14.

https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/1034560370684375040

15.

“Ed, you shouldn’t get tattoos – think about what they’ll look like when you’re an old man”

True. I often find myself looking at a pensioner and thinking OH WHAT LOVELY SKIN

— Ed Gamble (@EdGambleComedy) August 29, 2018

16.

FAMILY WHATSAPP GOSSIP, one of my sisters announces she is trying acupuncture to help getting pregnant, other sister replies "gonna need a bigger prick!" Mum immediately follows with "see, comedy isn't hard Sara."

— Sara Pascoe (@sarapascoe) August 30, 2018

17.

Which idiot called it Darts and not Game of Throwns.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) August 29, 2018

18.

Ten years ago:
Normal politics

Now:
“The Prime Minister travels around the world performing dances for trade deals. 3% of our trade now depends on the quality of this next samba.” pic.twitter.com/0TQKw0LAAs

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) August 30, 2018

19.

The Picture Of Dorian Gravytrain pic.twitter.com/o8KPHrnRDk

— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) August 29, 2018

20.

https://twitter.com/SamWhyte/status/1035232171328528384

21.

It is 2018 and people's best chance of getting a place to live in Dublin is to run for President of Ireland.

— Anne Neylon (@AnneNeylon) August 29, 2018

22.

https://twitter.com/LMHPhotog/status/1035013161756381184

23.

No, Frankenstein is the name of the brewery. Frankenstein's Monster Triple Hopped Seasonal IPA is the name of the artisanal craft beer.

— H Anthony Hildebrand (@hahildebrand) August 27, 2018

24.

i'm losing my FUCKING mind pic.twitter.com/3QEKh8DcwI

— rohan (@ridersovrohan) August 29, 2018

25.

Given everything, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if Theresa May stays in South Africa and becomes the first serving British Prime Minister to join Ladysmith Black Mambazo.

— rufus jones (@rufusjones1) August 31, 2018