25 of the funniest things we’ve seen this week
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"get in, kids!"
"but-"
"GET. IN." https://t.co/KqGZk9SABH— Chris Boyd (looking for work!) (@paperghost) September 6, 2018
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https://twitter.com/NickMotown/status/1037608469526978561
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— Cold War Steve (@coldwarsteve) September 5, 2018
16.
This knock off lager is horrible pic.twitter.com/uZbAmGCCW4
— Danny Sutcliffe (@dannysutcliffes) September 3, 2018
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https://twitter.com/abbycohenwl/status/1037220935521189888
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https://twitter.com/Dempster2000/status/1037628528404180992
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https://twitter.com/paulsinha/status/1037245968847175681
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If only Jaws was made today pic.twitter.com/Zeh92qg7ZQ
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) September 6, 2018
21.
Today marks a year since I paid nearly £200 to be told my dog was faking struggling to breathe in order to be carried. pic.twitter.com/rGfBKz6FKF
— Neva (@vnevah) September 6, 2018
22.
The first human to eat a lobster was not fucking around.
— jewbacca (@sixthreemuppet) September 5, 2018
23.
I asked for a massage with a happy ending so she read me Eddie Murphy's IMDB credits in reverse.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) September 6, 2018
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https://twitter.com/FelicityHannah/status/1037590620766973952
25.
What I don't understand about all these politicians having affairs all over the place is HOW DO THEY HAVE THE TIME. Their job is way more important than mine AND I AM ALWAYS TIRED. JUST GO HAVE A NAP INSTEAD.
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) September 7, 2018