Simply the most epic tale you will read this week
11.
could you maybe explain why you wanted to put a mini horse in a car
— Hegel’s kegels🌹☭🐶 (@marxfangirl1848) September 17, 2018
12.
how else was i supposed to get him to an improvised petting zoo at an apartment complex for a child’s birthday party?
— molly 🐶 (@socialistdogmom) September 17, 2018
13.
molly, i head to lynchburg every so often to see my inlaws – a drink in CVille for the full story for me and @meesfit sometime please.
— jay ☁️ (@jaydestro) September 17, 2018
14.
i’ll even show you my still-slightly-crooked finger.
— molly 🐶 (@socialistdogmom) September 17, 2018
15.
Molly…why were you driving around with a miniature horse? I mean, it’s not like it’s something I wouldn’t have done…but where were you taking it?????
— Jeff Pulice (@jeff_pulice) September 17, 2018
16.
TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR MY COWORKER’S MARRIED BOYFRIEND’S SIX YEAR OLD OBBBBBBVIOUSLY
— molly 🐶 (@socialistdogmom) September 17, 2018
17.
my grandpa lost a finger to a horse, he was feeding it.
— jay ☁️ (@jaydestro) September 17, 2018
18.
a horse bit off the very tip of my finger once, but it grew back. nail still comes in weird sometimes, though.
i can’t imagine losing the whole damn thing… that must’ve been a surprise for them both.— molly 🐶 (@socialistdogmom) September 17, 2018
Wait, her finger GREW BACK?
And then there was this.
I did the same thing! Except it was with a sheep, and I did not punch him. I had a Stephen King book on audio tape and he kept yelling “BAA!” at the scary parts and making me swerve.
— Jules of the Chickens (@SQLPi) September 17, 2018
In the words of @youngvulgarian …
come for the great tweet, stay for the incredible clarification: https://t.co/guket2nNM8
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) September 19, 2018
Just in case you’re wondering what prompted the story.
stardust seems to be taking this much better than patches didhttps://t.co/WoqjFxUVdd
— molly 🐶 (@socialistdogmom) September 19, 2018
And final word goes here.
I had no idea you used to stirrup so much trouble. Did your mom saddle you with the cleanup costs?
— Creighton M (@Creighton_Mc) September 17, 2018
