Boris Johnson thinks he’s solved the Brexit puzzle – 21 hilarious burns
12.
Oh FFS… cannot the Telegraph just rename themselves “The Boris Johnson megaphone”?
The sycophantic peddling of his every temporary manifesto hits a level cringeworthiness that would make a tinpot general snort derision. https://t.co/ZgRqs6igzM
— Mike Galsworthy (@mikegalsworthy) September 27, 2018
13.
Your Brexit plan is your favourite superhero prefix + a random country you reckon brexit voters will think sounds cool.
I’ll start: My Brexit plan is The Incredible Angola. pic.twitter.com/YFEi8p3JWp
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 28, 2018
14.
If only serial liar Boris Johnson had been Foreign Secretary for two recent years to avoid a "collective failure of government"
— Kevin Maguire (@Kevin_Maguire) September 28, 2018
15.
Boris Johnson. Former Home Secretary. Former Mayor. Old Etonian. MP. Oxford graduate. Multi-millionaire actually daring to fucking evoke the "British establishment" in his chase to be Prime Minister. He thinks you're fucking gullible morons Britain pic.twitter.com/9w3UAIMkKf
— Otto English (@Otto_English) September 27, 2018
16.
My plan for a better Brexit involves cancelling the entire sorry affair and shooting Boris Johnson into the Sun. pic.twitter.com/hX7YdWh8BL
— Graham Lithgow (@grahamlithgow) September 27, 2018
17.
David Davis & Boris Johnson are suggesting an Anglo-Irish trade agreement as part of their cunning plan to solve Irish border.
Could someone tell them Ireland is in the EU?
How did people this stupid get to Government?— Julie Owen Moylan (@JulieOwenMoylan) September 23, 2018
18.
The secret brexit plan of Boris Johnson, aged 54 and 3/4
— Brian Thompson #FBPE (@BrianDoyle1974) September 27, 2018
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Top scientists struggle to find even the tiniest shred of detail in Boris Johnson's #brexit plan. pic.twitter.com/7NAlI69w8B
— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) September 28, 2018
20.
So the workers’ unions, three quarters of Labour voters and migrants like me are “the establishment” now, while the Daily Mail, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Boris Johnson are “the people”? Wind your neck in, FFS, before you pull a muscle. https://t.co/7lAra8J4cd
— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) September 25, 2018
21.
A plan? From the worst and most incompetent Foreign Secretary in generations? No thanks!
— Stephen Doughty MP / AS (@SDoughtyMP) September 27, 2018
Alastair Campbell spotted a major flaw in the plan.
The Brexidiots who know and care nothing about Ireland, the North and the peace process might care to watch this. That’s you @Jacob_Rees_Mogg @NadineDorries @johnredwood @BorisJohnson and not you @BorderIrish https://t.co/tEX7euH6Bd
— Alastair Campbell (@campbellclaret) September 27, 2018
Whilst, Twitter user, McGlove, got a sneaky peak behind the paywall.
— McGlove (@Clarrknulp) September 27, 2018
